9-1-1 FIC: i want to feel you from the inside
Tuesday, February 25th, 2025 12:57 amTitle: i want to feel you from the inside
Pairing: Buck/Eddie
Rating: NC17
Words: ~11,000
Summary: He realizes, as Eddie's asking a Texas realtor about bathroom accessibility, that he's in love with Eddie. That he's probably been in love with Eddie. And there's nothing he can do about it. Eddie has to leave.
Notes: I joked on twitter that I put Buck through the five stages of grief: obsessive thoughts, psychosexual behavior, Grindr, recklessness, trespassing. He's also deranged, but so is Eddie, so it works out in a freak4freak way.
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( i want to feel you from the inside )
Pairing: Buck/Eddie
Rating: NC17
Words: ~11,000
Summary: He realizes, as Eddie's asking a Texas realtor about bathroom accessibility, that he's in love with Eddie. That he's probably been in love with Eddie. And there's nothing he can do about it. Eddie has to leave.
Notes: I joked on twitter that I put Buck through the five stages of grief: obsessive thoughts, psychosexual behavior, Grindr, recklessness, trespassing. He's also deranged, but so is Eddie, so it works out in a freak4freak way.
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( i want to feel you from the inside )
9-1-1 FIC: I'll be His and He'll be Mine
Wednesday, January 8th, 2025 12:45 amTitle: I'll be His and He'll be Mine
Pairing: Buck/Eddie
Rating: NC17
Words: ~5,900
Summary: Christopher sighs under his breath. "You're both crying."
Notes: Doing my part to fill that 8x06 couch scene fanfic gap.
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( I'll be His and He'll be Mine )
Pairing: Buck/Eddie
Rating: NC17
Words: ~5,900
Summary: Christopher sighs under his breath. "You're both crying."
Notes: Doing my part to fill that 8x06 couch scene fanfic gap.
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( I'll be His and He'll be Mine )
9-1-1 FIC: We Both Go Down Together
Monday, November 18th, 2024 12:34 amTitle: We Both Go Down Together
Pairing: Buck/Eddie
Rating: PG
Words: ~4,200
Summary: Buck slides his hand up to Eddie's shoulder and hooks his thumb in the collar of Eddie's turnout coat. He presses it to Eddie's skin as he says, "Please. Don't make me watch you drown."
Notes: Inspired by the NDE speculation for 8x07. Also contains Friends to Fiances.
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( We Both Go Down Together )
Pairing: Buck/Eddie
Rating: PG
Words: ~4,200
Summary: Buck slides his hand up to Eddie's shoulder and hooks his thumb in the collar of Eddie's turnout coat. He presses it to Eddie's skin as he says, "Please. Don't make me watch you drown."
Notes: Inspired by the NDE speculation for 8x07. Also contains Friends to Fiances.
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( We Both Go Down Together )
9-1-1 FIC: Clarity
Tuesday, November 12th, 2024 12:28 amTitle: Clarity
Pairing: Buck/Eddie
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1,700
Summary: As soon as they kissed, a thousand things had fallen into place—jokes and shoulder bumps and wordless exchanges, movies and zoo trips and engine rides spend thigh to thigh. In that moment, Buck had realized with absolute clarity what Tommy meant when he said he wouldn't be Buck's last. Because Buck's last is Eddie. It was always going to be Eddie.
Notes: Doing my part to fill that 8x06 couch scene fanfic gap.
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( Clarity )
Pairing: Buck/Eddie
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1,700
Summary: As soon as they kissed, a thousand things had fallen into place—jokes and shoulder bumps and wordless exchanges, movies and zoo trips and engine rides spend thigh to thigh. In that moment, Buck had realized with absolute clarity what Tommy meant when he said he wouldn't be Buck's last. Because Buck's last is Eddie. It was always going to be Eddie.
Notes: Doing my part to fill that 8x06 couch scene fanfic gap.
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( Clarity )
9-1-1 FIC: Live and (Don't) Let Die
Saturday, September 14th, 2024 08:15 pmTitle: Live and (Don't) Let Die
Pairing: Buck/Eddie
Rating: NC17
Words: ~28,000
Summary: "My best friend is going to die. I want that to… not happen."
Notes: What happens when you're down so bad that you have your "best friend" brought back from the dead
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( Live and (Don't) Let Die )
Pairing: Buck/Eddie
Rating: NC17
Words: ~28,000
Summary: "My best friend is going to die. I want that to… not happen."
Notes: What happens when you're down so bad that you have your "best friend" brought back from the dead
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( Live and (Don't) Let Die )
9-1-1 FIC: The Mustache Intervention
Tuesday, July 30th, 2024 11:59 pmTitle: The Mustache Intervention
Pairing: Buck/Eddie
Rating: G
Words: ~1,500
Summary: "So… what?" Eddie asks. "This is some kind of intervention?"
Notes: Inspired by the pics of Ryan Guzman's mustache. No regrets.
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( The Mustache Intervention )
Pairing: Buck/Eddie
Rating: G
Words: ~1,500
Summary: "So… what?" Eddie asks. "This is some kind of intervention?"
Notes: Inspired by the pics of Ryan Guzman's mustache. No regrets.
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( The Mustache Intervention )
VENOM FIC: Us, or Nothing
Saturday, June 8th, 2024 02:32 amTitle: Us, or Nothing
Pairing: Eddie/Venom
Rating: NC17
Words: ~3,100
Summary: You are mine, Eddie Brock. We are us. And we will be us until the end. I will have you, or I will have nothing.
Notes: Inspired by the Last Dance Trailer
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( Us, or Nothing )
Pairing: Eddie/Venom
Rating: NC17
Words: ~3,100
Summary: You are mine, Eddie Brock. We are us. And we will be us until the end. I will have you, or I will have nothing.
Notes: Inspired by the Last Dance Trailer
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( Us, or Nothing )
OFMD FIC: sail on this course and take it when it comes
Tuesday, October 31st, 2023 01:18 amTitle: sail on this course and take it when it comes
Pairing: Izzy/Jack
Rating: NC17
Words: ~2,500
Summary: He isn't afraid. The sea is his home, and he's already dead.
Notes: Finale fix-it for those of us who thought Izzy deserved better than being buried on land.
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( sail on this course and take it when it comes )
Pairing: Izzy/Jack
Rating: NC17
Words: ~2,500
Summary: He isn't afraid. The sea is his home, and he's already dead.
Notes: Finale fix-it for those of us who thought Izzy deserved better than being buried on land.
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( sail on this course and take it when it comes )
OFMD FICLET: captain
Sunday, January 22nd, 2023 02:20 amcaptain
Edward/Izzy | adult | ~700 words
For
midnight_laundry, who wanted Steddyhands roleplay. Originally posted here.
( captain )
Edward/Izzy | adult | ~700 words
For
( captain )
OFMD FIC: Ache
Friday, January 13th, 2023 01:39 amTitle: Ache
Pairing: Edward/Izzy, Edward/Izzy/Stede, Izzy/Stede
Rating: PG
Words: ~3,600
Summary: Izzy tells Ed, "Lift up a bit," and slots the pillow under Ed's knee. As Ed settles, he glances at Bonnet. "When it gets like this, it hurts him less when it's bent."
Notes: Once again, I started a twitter snippet and ended up with a whole-ass story. Radelaidegrl's original prompt was Izzy showing Stede how to take care of Ed's knee.
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( Ache )
Pairing: Edward/Izzy, Edward/Izzy/Stede, Izzy/Stede
Rating: PG
Words: ~3,600
Summary: Izzy tells Ed, "Lift up a bit," and slots the pillow under Ed's knee. As Ed settles, he glances at Bonnet. "When it gets like this, it hurts him less when it's bent."
Notes: Once again, I started a twitter snippet and ended up with a whole-ass story. Radelaidegrl's original prompt was Izzy showing Stede how to take care of Ed's knee.
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( Ache )
OFMD FIC: Negotiations in a Married State
Thursday, January 5th, 2023 01:31 amTitle: Negotiations in a Married State
Pairing: Edward/Izzy, Edward/Izzy/Stede
Rating: NC17
Words: ~4,300
Summary: "Wait," Stede blurts. "You're married? And you're just telling me now?"
Notes: In which Stede finds out Ed and Izzy are married, and Ed and Izzy also find out Ed and Izzy are married. This was meant to be a twitter snippet, but then I looked up and it was a whole-ass fic. Language used for Izzy's anatomy: cunt, cock, hole.
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( Negotiations in a Married State )
Pairing: Edward/Izzy, Edward/Izzy/Stede
Rating: NC17
Words: ~4,300
Summary: "Wait," Stede blurts. "You're married? And you're just telling me now?"
Notes: In which Stede finds out Ed and Izzy are married, and Ed and Izzy also find out Ed and Izzy are married. This was meant to be a twitter snippet, but then I looked up and it was a whole-ass fic. Language used for Izzy's anatomy: cunt, cock, hole.
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( Negotiations in a Married State )
OFMD FICLET: welcome home
Monday, January 2nd, 2023 01:56 amwelcome home
Izzy/Everyone | adult | ~1,000 words
Inspired by
omgitshecklmao and
IzzysNplPiercin, who thought Izzy should get a warm welcome on the Queen Anne. Originally posted here.
( welcome home )
Izzy/Everyone | adult | ~1,000 words
Inspired by
( welcome home )
OFMD FIC: Three's a Crowd
Thursday, December 29th, 2022 01:21 amTitle: Three's a Crowd
Pairing: Izzy/Jack, Edward/Izzy/Jack
Rating: NC17
Words: ~3,700
Summary: Jack looks Ed up and down for a moment before saying, "I can share, if that's what he wants, but you're gonna play nice."
Notes: This was meant to be a twitter snippet but it immediately spiraled out of control, so here we are. Jen's original prompt was Jack/Izzy + Ed; Ed catching them doing it and getting jealous/possessive. This is plotless filth. I don't think it veers into genuine dub-con, but there are a couple moments where the line is danced upon. Language used for Izzy's anatomy: cunt, cock, hole.
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( Three's a Crowd )
Pairing: Izzy/Jack, Edward/Izzy/Jack
Rating: NC17
Words: ~3,700
Summary: Jack looks Ed up and down for a moment before saying, "I can share, if that's what he wants, but you're gonna play nice."
Notes: This was meant to be a twitter snippet but it immediately spiraled out of control, so here we are. Jen's original prompt was Jack/Izzy + Ed; Ed catching them doing it and getting jealous/possessive. This is plotless filth. I don't think it veers into genuine dub-con, but there are a couple moments where the line is danced upon. Language used for Izzy's anatomy: cunt, cock, hole.
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( Three's a Crowd )
OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH MASTERLIST
Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 11:25 pm9-1-1 FANFIC | OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH FANFIC | SUPERNATURAL FANFIC | HARRY POTTER FANFIC | A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE/GAME OF THRONES FANFIC | OTHER FANFIC
( caveat emptor )
( caveat emptor )
OFMD FICLET: matelotage
Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 11:22 pmmatelotage
Edward/Izzy | gen | ~1,000 words
For
izzythecowboy, who wanted married EdIzzy. Originally posted here.
( matelotage )
Edward/Izzy | gen | ~1,000 words
For
( matelotage )
OFMD FICLET: jealousy
Wednesday, December 21st, 2022 11:15 pmjealousy
Izzy/Jack | adult | ~900 words
For
thesoulundone, who gave me a song prompt: Déjà Vu—Something for Kate. Originally posted here.
( jealousy )
Izzy/Jack | adult | ~900 words
For
( jealousy )
OFMD FIC: Full to the Brim
Sunday, October 2nd, 2022 11:02 pmTitle: Full to the Brim
Pairing: Izzy/Stede, Edward/Izzy/Stede
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1,100
Summary: That had been the deal they'd struck this morning: for the rest of the day, Ed and Stede could have him whenever they wanted, then and there.
Notes: Another ofmdpussybingo offering that went off the rails. Prompts: Free use, hotdogging, clothed sex, fingering, and edging. This is plotless like a plotless thing. Trans Izzy. Language used for Izzy's anatomy: cock, cunt, hole
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( Full to the Brim )
Pairing: Izzy/Stede, Edward/Izzy/Stede
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1,100
Summary: That had been the deal they'd struck this morning: for the rest of the day, Ed and Stede could have him whenever they wanted, then and there.
Notes: Another ofmdpussybingo offering that went off the rails. Prompts: Free use, hotdogging, clothed sex, fingering, and edging. This is plotless like a plotless thing. Trans Izzy. Language used for Izzy's anatomy: cock, cunt, hole
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( Full to the Brim )
OFMD FIC: Open Up, Take Me In
Wednesday, September 28th, 2022 10:56 pmTitle: Open Up, Take Me In
Pairing: Izzy/Jack
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1,100
Summary: Jack slides his other hand down to the lowest part of Izzy's belly, right where it curves into the top of his cunt. "Be good and take it for me."
Notes: I started this as a twitfic for ofmdpussybingo, but it got too long. Prompts: grinding, object insertion, and squirting. The possessive behavior is free. There is zero plot here, beyond Jack getting whiskey dick and getting creative. Trans Izzy. Words used for his anatomy: cock, cunt, hole. Probably set in the same universe as Fire Down Below.
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( Open Up, Take Me In )
Pairing: Izzy/Jack
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1,100
Summary: Jack slides his other hand down to the lowest part of Izzy's belly, right where it curves into the top of his cunt. "Be good and take it for me."
Notes: I started this as a twitfic for ofmdpussybingo, but it got too long. Prompts: grinding, object insertion, and squirting. The possessive behavior is free. There is zero plot here, beyond Jack getting whiskey dick and getting creative. Trans Izzy. Words used for his anatomy: cock, cunt, hole. Probably set in the same universe as Fire Down Below.
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( Open Up, Take Me In )
OFMD FIC: Fire Down Below
Thursday, September 1st, 2022 10:46 pmTitle: Fire Down Below
Pairing: Izzy/Jack
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1,700
Summary: "Can't what?" Jack asks, like Izzy hasn't come three times, like the last time hadn't had him clawing at Jack's shoulders and squirming away from Jack's mouth.
Notes: This has zero plot. Inspired by multiple tweets about Jack eating Izzy out. I'm not going to name names; you know who you are. Trans Izzy. Language used for his anatomy: cock, cunt, hole.
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( Fire Down Below )
Pairing: Izzy/Jack
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1,700
Summary: "Can't what?" Jack asks, like Izzy hasn't come three times, like the last time hadn't had him clawing at Jack's shoulders and squirming away from Jack's mouth.
Notes: This has zero plot. Inspired by multiple tweets about Jack eating Izzy out. I'm not going to name names; you know who you are. Trans Izzy. Language used for his anatomy: cock, cunt, hole.
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( Fire Down Below )
OFMD FIC: Cut Anchor
Thursday, August 11th, 2022 10:29 pmTitle: Cut Anchor
Pairing: Edward/Izzy, Izzy/Jack
Rating: NC17
Words: ~35,000
Summary: Jack stares at him for a moment—his mouth open, his greasy hair hanging in his face. Then: "Well, God damn. I always figured you two'd sail the distance."
Notes: This is set in a mythical Season 2 where Stede returns to the Revenge and reconciles with Ed, and Izzy leaves so they can be happy. He spends some time sailing with Calico Jack. It's a prequel to a Steddyhands fic I wrote about a month ago: Bang the Doldrums. It fills in some of the references to past events in that fic, but you don't need to have read that to read this. Warnings for canon-typical language and alcohol/tobacco use and canon-typical violence. Some NPC sailors die on screen.
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( Cut Anchor )
Pairing: Edward/Izzy, Izzy/Jack
Rating: NC17
Words: ~35,000
Summary: Jack stares at him for a moment—his mouth open, his greasy hair hanging in his face. Then: "Well, God damn. I always figured you two'd sail the distance."
Notes: This is set in a mythical Season 2 where Stede returns to the Revenge and reconciles with Ed, and Izzy leaves so they can be happy. He spends some time sailing with Calico Jack. It's a prequel to a Steddyhands fic I wrote about a month ago: Bang the Doldrums. It fills in some of the references to past events in that fic, but you don't need to have read that to read this. Warnings for canon-typical language and alcohol/tobacco use and canon-typical violence. Some NPC sailors die on screen.
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( Cut Anchor )