xylodemon | OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH MASTERLIST

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SUNDRY WARNINGS:

All fics are individually tagged for triggers/squicks. That being said, I'd also like to add a blanket warning for violence, alcohol use, incest, dubious consent, and real or temporary character death.

Mileage will definitely vary.

BLANKET DISCLAIMER:

This is fanfiction; it was written for entertainment, not profit. The characters, situations, and settings do not belong to me. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money is being made. Fair use, et cetera.

The only thing I own is a few original characters and copious amounts of crack.

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MASTERLIST:
[updated 31 OCT 2023]

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OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH
[what kind of idiot runs a ship aground?]
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sail on this course and take it when it comes
Edward/Izzy, Edward/Izzy/Stede | NC17 | ~2,500 | 31 Oct 2023
He isn't afraid. The sea is his home, and he's already dead.
Notes: Finale fix-it for those of us who thought Izzy deserved better than being buried on land.

Ache
Edward/Izzy, Edward/Izzy/Stede | NC17 | ~4,300 | 5 Jan 2023
Izzy tells Ed, "Lift up a bit," and slots the pillow under Ed's knee. As Ed settles, he glances at Bonnet. "When it gets like this, it hurts him less when it's bent."
Notes: Once again, I started a twitter snippet and ended up with a whole-ass story. Radelaidegrl's original prompt was Izzy showing Stede how to take care of Ed's knee.

Negotiations in a Married State
Edward/Izzy, Edward/Izzy/Stede | NC17 | ~4,300 | 5 Jan 2023
"Wait," Stede blurts. "You're married? And you're just telling me now?"
Notes: In which Stede finds out Ed and Izzy are married, and Ed and Izzy also find out Ed and Izzy are married. This was meant to be a twitter snippet, but then I looked up and it was a whole-ass fic. Language used for Izzy's anatomy: cunt, cock, hole.

Three's a Crowd
Izzy/Jack, Edward/Izzy/Jack | NC17 | ~3,700 | 29 Dec 2022
Jack looks Ed up and down for a moment before saying, "I can share, if that's what he wants, but you're gonna play nice."
Notes: This was meant to be a twitter snippet but it immediately spiraled out of control, so here we are. Jen's original prompt was Jack/Izzy + Ed; Ed catching them doing it and getting jealous/possessive. This is plotless filth. I don't think it veers into genuine dub-con, but there are a couple moments where the line is danced upon. Language used for Izzy's anatomy: cunt, cock, hole.

Full to the Brim
Izzy/Stede, Edward/Izzy/Stede | NC17 | ~2,100 | 28 Sept 2022
That had been the deal they'd struck this morning: for the rest of the day, Ed and Stede could have him whenever they wanted, then and there.
Notes: Another ofmdpussybingo offering that went off the rails. Prompts: Free use, hotdogging, clothed sex, fingering, and edging. This is plotless like a plotless thing. Trans Izzy. Language used for Izzy's anatomy: cock, cunt, hole.

Open Up, Take Me In
Jack/Izzy | NC17 | ~1,100 | 28 Sept 2022
Jack slides his other hand down to the lowest part of Izzy's belly, right where it curves into the top of his cunt. "Be good and take it for me."
Notes: I started this as a twitfic for ofmdpussybingo, but it got too long. Prompts: grinding, object insertion, and squirting. The possessive behavior is free. There is zero plot here, beyond Jack getting whiskey dick and getting creative. Trans Izzy. Words used for his anatomy: cock, cunt, hole. Probably set in the same universe as Fire Down Below.

Fire Down Below
Jack/Izzy | NC17 | ~1,700 | 1 Sept 2022
"Can't what?" Jack asks, like Izzy hasn't come three times, like the last time hadn't had him clawing at Jack's shoulders and squirming away from Jack's mouth.
Notes: This has zero plot. Inspired by multiple tweets about Jack eating Izzy out. I'm not going to name names; you know who you are. Trans Izzy. Language used for his anatomy: cock, cunt, hole. Probably set in the same universe as Open Up, Take Me In.

Cut Anchor
Edward/Izzy, Jack/Izzy | NC17 | ~35,000 | 11 Aug 2022
Jack stares at him for a moment—his mouth open, his greasy hair hanging in his face. Then: "Well, God damn. I always figured you two'd sail the distance."
Notes: This is set in a mythical Season 2 where Stede returns to the Revenge and reconciles with Ed, and Izzy leaves so they can be happy. He spends some time sailing with Calico Jack. It's a prequel to a Steddyhands fic I wrote about a month ago: Bang the Doldrums. It fills in some of the references to past events in that fic, but you don't need to have read that to read this. Warnings for canon-typical language and alcohol/tobacco use and canon-typical violence. Some NPC sailors die on screen.

Bang the Doldrums
Edward/Izzy, Edward/Izzy/Stede | NC17 | ~24,000 | 12 Jul 2022
"I don't have demands," Bonnet says. "This isn't a hostage negotiation. But to start, I think we should stop quarreling over him like a pair of hungry jackals."
Notes: Set in a mythical Season 2 where Stede returns to the Revenge and reconciles with Ed, Izzy leaves so they can be happy, and Ed tracks him down and asks him to come back. Warnings for canon-typical language and alcohol/tobacco use and canon-typical violence. Some NPC pirates die on screen. There is also cool art by

midnight_laundry, who wanted Steddyhands roleplay. Originally posted here.

aftermath
Edward/Izzy | adult | ~700 words | 9 Jan 2023
Notes: For

cnr_ofmg, who wanted Izzy begging Ed to fuck him one last time. Originally posted here.

aftermath
Edward/Izzy | adult | ~700 words | 9 Jan 2023
Notes: For

bitchlessizzyOriginally posted here.

welcome home
Izzy/Everyone | adult | ~1,000 words | 2 Jan 2023
Notes: Inspired by

omgitshecklmao and

IzzysNplPiercin, who thought Izzy should get a warm welcome on the Queen Anne.
Originally posted here.

matelotage
Edward/Izzy | adult | ~1,000 words | 20 Dec 2022
Notes: For

izzythecowboy, who wanted married EdIzzy. Originally posted here.

jealousy
Jack/Izzy | adult | ~900 words | 20 Dec 2022
Notes: For

thesoulundone, who gave me a song prompt: Déjà Vu—Something for Kate. Originally posted here.