OTHER FANDOMS MASTERLIST

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SUNDRY WARNINGS:

All fics are individually tagged for triggers/squicks. That being said, I'd also like to add a blanket warning for violence, alcohol use, incest, dubious consent, and real or temporary character death.

Mileage will definitely vary.


BLANKET DISCLAIMER:

This is fanfiction; it was written for entertainment, not profit. The characters, situations, and settings do not belong to me. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money is being made. Fair use, et cetera.

The only thing I own is a few original characters and copious amounts of crack.



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MASTERLIST:
[updated 8 June 2024]

Fandoms:

American Gods
Bandom
Boondock Saints
Clue
Good Omens
Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
Marvel
M*A*S*H
NCIS
Pirates of the Caribbean
Shameless
Teen Wolf
Venom
Welcome to Night Vale
Wheel of Time

Other:

Ficlets (all fandoms)


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AMERICAN GODS
[nothing is sacred]
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Wednesday's Child
Shadow | PG | ~7,100 words | 5 Nov 2006
In which Shadow buys a car, drives to California, meets a pirate, and has too much to drink -- approximately in that order.
Notes: Includes vague spoilers for the short story Monarch of the Glen. I have no one to blame for this; in the end it was a birthday present to myself.

Small Gods
Ibis/Jacquel | R | ~3,800 words | 4 Jan 2006
A day in the life of these ordinary gods
Notes: For draggystack, and slashfest Round II. Originally posted here.

Confidence Men
Loki, Wednesday | PG | ~8,900 words | 1 Oct 2005
Life, liberty, and the art of the two-man con.
Notes: In which Wednesday and Loki do that voodoo that they do so well.

I'm Just a Soul Whose Intentions are Good
Shadow/Wednesday | R | ~2,900 words | 29 Aug 2005
In which Shadow is haunted by dreams of Wednesday
Notes: This could be dub-con, depending on how you look at it. Includes vague spoilers for the short story Monarch of the Glen. For makishef, and slashfest Round I. Originally posted here.

Dead Man's Party
Ibis/Jacquel | R | ~1,200 words | 13 Jun 2005
In which Ibis is bored, and Jacquel isn't really hungry.
Notes: For fell, who requested inappropriate shenanigans in the middle of an autopsy.

Every Ending is a New Beginning
Wednesday, various | R | ~9,300 | 12 Apr 2005
In which Wednesday uses everything he's learned.
Notes: Eighteen ficlets, one for each charm Wednesday knows. For catnamedbuffy, on the occasion of her birthday.

Waiting
Loki/Shadow | NC17 | ~1,400 words | 30 Mar 2005
In which Loki and Shadow pass the time
Notes: Incredibly self-indulgent. I wrote this because I wanted to read American Gods fic.


BANDOM
[shut up and sing it with me]
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An Illustrated Guide
Frank/Gerard (MCR) | NC-17 | ~9,700 words | 13 Mar 2008
In which Frank has a ridiculous day, and Gerard would really, really like to get Frank alone and in a bed.
Notes: I'm pretty sure this is stephanometra's fault, although I have no direct proof. Sequel to Pictures of Me and You.

Pictures of Me and You
Frank/Gerard (MCR) | NC17 | ~2,300 words | 21 Feb 2008
In which Frank is tired and Gerard is subtle like an anvil.
Notes: This was supposed to be commentsmut for wildestranger, but I lost control of it about 200 words in.


BOONDOCK SAINTS
[deliver us from evil]
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Deliverance
Connor/Murphy | R | ~3,900 words | 13 Feb 2007
They believed, once.
Notes: Some people might consider this blasphemous. Happily, I am not one of those people.


CLUE
[shake, rattle, and roll]
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Working Girl (Her Real Business is Secrets)
Miss Scarlet | PG | ~1,100 words | 7 Jan 2013
A motor rumbles in the distance, slightly louder than the thunder rolling overhead. She smoothes out the line of her dress, bends over the hood of her car just as a pair of headlights flare through the wet shadows at the end of the road.
Notes: Written for fandom_stocking; originally posted here.


GOOD OMENS
[the end is near]
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A Few Conversations, Which are Mostly Related to Christmas
Aziraphale/Crowley | PG | ~4,900 words | 18 Feb 2008
In which there is cocoa, conversation, and more Christmas cheer than Crowley thinks is strictly necessary.
Notes: For prestissima and go_exchange 2007. Originally posted here.

Once More With Feeling
Aziraphale/Crowley, Newt/Anathema | PG13 | ~22,000 words | 6 Jan 2007
In which history has a funny way of repeating itself.
Notes: You could say this is a Harry Potter crossover, but that would be name calling. For bentley and go_exchange 2006. Originally posted here.

Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot
Crowley | PG | ~6,300 words | 30 Dec 2006
In which Crowley starts over, again and again and again.
Notes: For the mods at go_exchange, for allowing me to thug my way into that festival at the last minute.

The Dangers of Driving at Night
Aziraphale/Crowley | PG13 | ~2,500 words | 9 Aug 2005
In which Crowley teaches Aziraphale how to drive.
Notes: For zoemargaret and slashfest, Round I. Originally posted here.

Las Vegas
Aziraphale/Crowley | NC17 | ~2,000 words | 26 Feb 2005
In which Aziraphale and Crowley have dinner and talk about sin
Notes: This was supposed to be a drabble for angelgazing, but it spiraled wildly out of control, as drabbles are prone to do.


HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH HUNTERS
[two of a kind]
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The Sky's Gone Out
Hansel/Gretel | NC17 | ~1,800 words | 11 Jan 2014
They've been hunting witches together for close to twenty years, and Hansel still cannot stomach watching his sister bleed.
Notes: Written for tommygirl and fandom_stocking 2013. Despite the dramatic summary, this has a distinct lack of plot.

i will follow you into the dark
Hansel/Gretel | R | ~1,300 words | 7 Feb 2013
They learn their story in Augsburg, but it doesn't really change anything..
Notes: I'm pretty sure this is musesfool's fault, though I have no proof of direct enabling.


MARVEL
[earth's mightiest heroes]
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Not Exactly Retirement
Bucky/Steve | R | ~9,900 words | 28 May 2019
Steve comes back through the portal with the shield in his hand and a sad, strange look on his face. Jaw set, mouth tight. He hasn't aged a day.
Notes: This fixes/changes Steve's Endgame ending and moves forward from there. Includes some rough and sloppy speculation about the upcoming Falcon/Winter Solider TV show.


M*A*S*H
[best care anywhere]
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The Next 48 Hours
Hawkeye/Trapper | R | ~7,800 words | 25 Jun 2007
A story about two guys just trying to make it through the next two days.
Notes: In which it's all about Hawkeye, even when it isn't. Russian translation by saderaladon here.


NCIS
[the second 'b' is for bastard]
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Unwanted
Ari/Kate | NC17 | ~1,800 words | 13 Jan 2012
He doesn't need to know his name is waiting on the tip of her tongue.
Notes: This is dub-con like a dub-con thing -- consider yourself warned. Written for velvetwhip, because she asked nicely.


PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
[here there be dragons]
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Paid in Full
Jack/Tia Dalma | NC17 | ~2,800 words | 24 Jul 2006
The compass you bartered from me, it cannot lead you to this?
Notes: In which I procrastinated writing my reversathon fic by writing rarepair porn for a completely different fandom.

Wedding, Interrupted
Jack/Will/Elizabeth | NC17 | ~2,500 words | 18 Jul 2006
In which Jack crashes the honeymoon.
Notes: Inspired by this gorgeous piece of artwork, drawn by lizardspots.


SHAMELESS
[you wanna chitchat more or you wanna get on me?]
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like a bullet through a flock of doves
Ian/Mickey | NC17 | ~2,600 | 3 Jan 2020
In which they actually talk.
Notes: This is a coda/fix-it for 10x08. Spoilers for the episode and for the 10x09 promo. Warnings for canon-typical language/slurs and canon-typical alcohol/tobacco/drug use. There is a brief, vague reference to the bad stuff in 3x06.

blow these blues away
Ian/Mickey | NC17 | ~3,000 | 15 Nov 2019
Ian wakes up wrapped around Mickey's back, his foot caught between Mickey's ankles, his mouth pressed to the curve of Mickey's shoulder. He stretches a little, winces as pins and needles flare in his arm. It's early, their cellblock quiet except for the usual morning static—the gurgle of their toilet, the wheeze-rattle of someone snoring, the slow shuffle of a guard's boots.
Notes: This is bickering prison husbands nonsense. Inspired by the Season 10 Gallavich promos. Speculation for 10x02; warnings for canon-typical language/slurs.

falling for you without a second look
Ian/Mickey | NC17 | ~7,500 words | 7 Feb 2019
Mickey fiddles with his vest for a long moment before saying, "I gotta go out of town for a couple days."
Notes: I'm calling this early Season 3. You could probably fit it between 3x02 and 3x03 if you use a shoehorn. Warnings for canon-typical language/slurs and canon-typical drinking/smoking/marijuana use. Underage: Ian's seventeen.


TEEN WOLF
[once bitten]
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we do not dare to hope
Derek/Stiles | R | ~1,100 words | 15 Aug 2013
Stiles helped open this door. All he can do now is wait to see what comes through it.
Notes: Partially inspired by this Tumblr post, which talks about the nature of the Allison/Scott/Stiles nemeton sacrifice.

Feel
Isaac/Scott | PG | ~2,100 words | 5 Aug 2013
Isaac threads his fingers in Scott's hair and presses a slow, wet kiss to the hollow of Scott's throat.
Notes: This is a shameless PWP. Since the show is basically begging us to ship it, I regret nothing.

Parked
Derek/Stiles | NC17 | ~1,100 | 24 Nov 2012
The back of the jeep isn't really big enough for this kind of thing.
Notes: Written for Blowjob Friday. Decidedly plot-free.

Made By Hand
Derek/Stiles | PG | ~1,900 | 13 Nov 2012
Stiles is sweating by the time he finishes sketching out the line, his shirt damp at the collar and clinging to his chest. The sun has shifted; it's high in the sky now, burning warm and bright and bleaching the uncharred wood the color of old bones. He sheds his hoodie, dropping it next to his feet. He takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, then tells himself to believe.
Notes: In which Stiles uses magic to restore the Hale house. Inspired by this fabulous gifset on Tumblr. This is either gen fic or pre-slash; it's an eye-of-the-beholder kind of thing.

hold my heart (it's beating for you anyway)
Derek/Stiles | R | ~1,700 words | 26 Sept 2012
His name is Stiles, and it's nothing like Derek expected.
Notes: Inspired by this unrequited mates gifset on Tumblr.


VENOM
[we can do whatever we want]
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Us, or Nothing
Eddie/Venom | NC17 | ~3,100 words | 22 Nov 2018
You are mine, Eddie Brock. We are us. And we will be us until the end. I will have you, or I will have nothing.
Notes: Inspired by the Last Dance Trailer

Observations
Eddie/Venom | PG | ~1,600 words | 22 Nov 2018
Eventually, Eddie taps his chest and says, "Come on, V. Get back in me before Anne sees you."
Notes: I'm a sucker for outsider POV fics, so I decided to shut up and write the one where Anne catches Eddie and Venom being gross boyfriends. Contains bonus Dan.

Retail Therapy
Eddie/Venom | R | ~1,700 words | 7 Nov 2018
Five things Venom buys on Amazon while Eddie is asleep.
Notes: Look, this is ridiculous. But I got sucked into a conversation about this on Twitter and the idea wouldn't leave me alone, so. Here we are. Blame Kim.

i will possess your heart
Eddie/Venom | NC17 | ~4,900 words | 3 Nov 2018
Cuddling with your people-eating alien hitchhiker is weird. So is falling in love with them.
Notes: This is some cuddlers-to-lovers bed-sharing nonsense. Partially inspired by three really awesome pieces of fanart.

the roots that sleep beneath my feet
Eddie/Venom | NC17 | ~4,300 words | 19 Oct 2018
Eddie, if he touches you again, I'll eat him.
Notes: Look, this is alien tentacle porn. Also, Venom is a possessive brat.


WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE
[lights, seen in the sky above the arby's]
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O Christmas Tree
Carlos/Cecil | PG | ~2,200 words | 11 Jan 2014
All Carlos wants for Christmas is a Christmas tree. His first stop is the nursery on the other side of the car lot from Old Woman Josie's place.
Notes: Written for smokefall and fandom_stocking 2013.

Miss Josie's Home for Totally Real Transdimensional Beings
Old Woman Josie, the angels | PG | ~2,400 words | 11 Jan 2014
The angels left Night Vale just after lunch on June 15, 1942. Josie remembers it like it was yesterday rather than seventy years ago -- of course, today could be seventy years ago rather than yesterday, depending on the current placement of Venus and the type of signals being transmitted from the abandoned gas station.
Notes: Written for juniperphoenix and fandom_stocking 2013.

Civic Participation
Carlos/Cecil | PG13 | ~1,900 words | 26 Aug 2013
Carlos has no real interest in bowling, scientific or otherwise, but a certain amount of civic participation is mandated by city ordinance, and bowling sounds much safer than the Horticulture Club, or the group of nameless and occasionally limbless volunteers who control the alligator population out in the Scrub Lands.
Notes: Written for nightvalekink, and the prompt anything from Carlos' POV, specifically why he had to go find Cecil after his life had been threatened instead of anyone else.


WHEEL OF TIME
[blood calls blood, blood feeds blood]
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A Sword-Arm and Confidant
Moiraine, Lan | unrated | ~1,400 | 25 Dec 2021
"This wasn't the Last Battle," Moiraine confessed. She had miscalculated somewhere, misread the evidence she had so carefully compiled over the last twenty years. "I fear it was the first."
Notes: Moiraine and Lan in the aftermath of 1x08. This picks up during their last scene in the episode, and it is almost entirely showverse. Spoilers for the entire season. Contains vague, book-based speculation for where Moiraine and Lan are headed going into Season 2, but no real book spoilers.

Snow and Blood (Something Impossible)
Rand, Moiraine | unrated | ~1,400 | 21 Dec 2021
Rand whispered, "It’s me," before he could lose his nerve.
Notes: The missing conversation between Rand and Moiraine from 1x07, starting from when he knocks on her door. This is showverse, but I did paraphrase one line of Moiraine's dialogue from the books.

Grace for Saints and Ramblers
Min/Rand, referenced Aviendha/Rand and Elayne/Rand | PG | ~2,900 | 18 Jul 2021
Afterward, Rand wandered
Notes: Just stretching my legs in a new (old) fandom. I'm about halfway through a series reread and thought I'd give writing something a shot. Post-canon, bookverse, spoilers for AMOL.


FICLETS
[small insanities]
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American Gods

ungodly hour
Ibis, Jacquel | gen | ~700 words | 9 Jan 2012
Notes: Written for fandom_stocking, here.

your lucky number is none
Mad Sweeney/Shadow | adult | ~800 words | 2 Jan 2012
Notes: For chuffing.

Bandom

i'll be your detonator
Frank/Gerard (Killjoys!verse) | gen | ~500 words | 10 Jan 2012
Notes: Written for fandom_stocking, here.

your dreams and your hopeless hair
Gerard/Lyn-Z + Bandit | gen | ~1,500 words | 23 Nov 2011
Notes: Written for a game of Car Yuletide hosted in jjtaylor's journal.

best little whorehouse in arizona
Bob/Frank, Gerard/Ray, Mikey/Pete, Patrick/Pete | teen | ~1,700 words | 7 Apr 2008
Notes: molokomolotov said something about a Brothel AU in the comments of my journal; the obvious response was for me to chatfic nearly 2,000 words of it on the spot.

Boondock Saints

my brother's keeper
Connor/Murphy | adult | ~500 words | 1 Jun 2012
Notes: Written for the Zombie Apocalypse Comment Ficathon, and the prompt Connor/Murphy, and death follows them.

Good Omens

practical magic
Aziraphale, Crowley | gen | ~600 words | 12 Jan 2012
Notes: For fandom_stocking, here.

ducks
Aziraphale, Crowley | gen | ~500 words | 25 Aug 2005
Notes: For miscellanny, who needed entertainment while organizing lower_tadfield's memories.

Teen Wolf

need
Derek, Scott (Derek/Stiles) | gen | ~700 words | 5 Aug 2013
Notes: Inspired by this Tumblr post.

overdressed
Derek/Stiles | gen | ~500 words | 21 Jan 2012
Notes: Inspired by this photomanip. Originally posed on my Tumblr.

what it takes
Derek, Scott | gen | ~700 words | 6 Dec 2012
Notes: Inspired by this photo of Hoechlin and Posey looking like they lost a fight. Originally posted on my Tumblr.