asoiaf/got fic: the archer's bows have broken

Title: the archer's bows have broken
Pairing: Robb/Theon
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1,200
Summary: Theon leaves for Pyke at first light, and he's been somewhat strange all day -- laughing too loudly, smiling too often, standing too close to Robb's shoulder, his hand sometimes pausing quickly at the small of Robb's back.
Notes: Written for the You Win or You Die Kink Meme for the prompt Robb/Theon, oral sex. Originally posted here. This is probably the most ridiculous blowjob I've written in years. You're welcome, internet!


( the archer's bows have broken )

another line without a hook.

That awkward moment when...

...you realize half your OTP is also your fandom bicycle.

( you must be tired, jon snow )

Here, have a picture of Richard Madden and Kit Harington looking super hot. Anyone with a Tumblr has probably seen it about 400 times by now, but I am posting it again anyway. Perhaps because I have a soft spot for plaid shirts and emo cardigans.

( congratulations on your faces, boys )

I finished the archer's bows have broken pretty late last night -- I think I linked it on Tumblr sometime after 2:00 am, and shortly after that, I realized I need someone to keep me away from the Theon Greyjoy tag. I was kind of looking for .gifs of Alfie Allen having sex, but mostly what I found was PAIN IN MY HEART.

This post has been pretty useless so far, so. Have some recs:

every chorus was your name by honey_wheeler [ASoIaF/GoT; Jon/Sansa, NC17]

Remember my earlier conversation about Jon putting his face between a girl's legs? YEAH, OKAY. GUILTY AS CHARGED. Everything about this is delightful.

A Helping Hand by listedheart [Sirens; Ashey/Stuart, NC17]

If you haven't watched Sirens yet, you really should. It's only six episodes, during which everything is glorious and also Richard Madden is super hot. This fic was written for a porn battle, so it's mostly smut, but the smut is delicious.

A Friend in Need by listedheart [Sirens; Ashley/Stuart, NC17]

I think I've read this fic about five times in the last two days. I love it like burning. It's about Ashely and Stuart trying to navigate a Friends-with-Benefits relationship, even though Stuart has tons of issues and Ashley's pretty casual about sex in general. The peek into Stuart's ridiculous brain is wonderful, and everything Ashley does is hot. Bonus points for a spot-on Maxine cameo.