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Title: Sins of the Father
Pairing: Harry/Sirius, implied James/Sirius and Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17.
Words: 2,787
Warnings: Cross-dressing, dirty talk, dubious-consent, cross-gen wherein Harry is about 16. Complete and utter pornography.
A/N: Inspired by the delicious Harry/Sirius art [livejournal.com profile] ponderosa121 drew for the [personal profile] pornish_pixies Fantasy Fest. Dude, go look at the art, because it is smoking hot. This also has a sequel, written by [livejournal.com profile] happiestwhen for the Fans for Fans Challenge at [personal profile] pornish_pixies: Only Forgiven.

Sins of the Father )
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Title: Like a Phoenix From the Ashes
Pairing: Sirius/James, sort of. Harry/Draco and Remus/Tonks implied.
Rating: NC-17
Words: 2,427.
Warnings: Complete and utter disrespect for the dead. Frottage with an urn. Kind of Mpreg, but not really. More like spontaneous spawnage. Dangerous fucking muse. Look, I need help.
A/N: Crackfic. Wholly the fault of [livejournal.com profile] alittlewhisper, who said 'Sirius/James necro mpreg Mary Sue' like I wasn't going to do something about it. Also enabled by a cavalcade of people who shall remain nameless purely to conserve space. You know who you are. Unbetaed. [livejournal.com profile] thysanotus gave it a once-over, but she was too busy rocking in the corner to point anything out.

It's not really necro. I mean it. There isn't even a corpse.

Like a Phoenix From the Ashes )

*flees*
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Title: Hogwarts Gone Wild
Pairing: James. Sirius. Remus. Peter. Wanking.
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 6,000
Summary: Four Case Studies on the Masturbatory Habits of Gryffindors
Warnings: Frottage with unsuspecting inanimate objects, specifically brooms, motorbikes, books, and a gentlemen's quarterly.
A/N: I have told you lot not to encourage me. And many of you did. I don't need to name names. You know who you are.

All apologies to [livejournal.com profile] chuffing. I simply could not work in the wheel of government cheese.

toucha toucha toucha touch me )
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Title: Nightmare on Grimmauld Place
Pairing: Harry/Mrs. Black, Sirius/Cornelius Fudge, Remus/Stan Shunpike,
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Portrait frottage. Bowler hats. Spotty bus conductors.
A/N: This crackfic is brought to you by the Nightmare Pairing Meme, because [personal profile] amanuensis1's was too funny, [personal profile] happiestwhen's was too easy and mine was just plain wrong. Unbetaed. Feel free to point and laugh. Or run screaming.

nightmare on grimmauld place )

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