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Title: improper behavior
Pairing: Jon/Robb/Sansa
Rating: NC17
Words: ~1,800
Summary: She hides her face in Jon's neck, her skin flushing with color again, warmer and brighter than before, but she nods slowly, a tremor running up her thighs as Robb noses at her hair, and she turns into Jon slightly, shifting just enough to fit her mouth against his. They are beautiful together, his brother and his sister, the two people in the world Robb loves the most
Notes: Written for asoiafkinkmeme, and the prompt Jon/Robb/Sansa - one of them fucks her while the other simultaneously goes down on her. If an incest threesome isn't enough to be going on with, this also has voyeurism and dirty talk. The queue for the handbasket to hell forms on the left, kids.


( improper behavior )

Title: Total Eclipse of the Heart (the bangers and mash Hufflepuff remix)
Pairing: Zacharias Smith/OFC, Zacharias Smith/Tom Riddle/OFC, Snape/James, implied Snape/McGonagall, implied Snape/Regulus, and implied James/Sirius. Also includes a cameo by Trelawney, Stubby Boardman references, and gratuitous house-elf nudity.
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Post-HBP: What happens when a nameless Hufflepuff in the back row gets a crush on Deliria Venusdottir, the new transfer student? Will they fall down the stairs with a Time-Turner, go back to the 1940s, teach Tom Riddle all about the power he knows not, and save the world? And what about The Vampire Sanguini? Meanwhile, Dumbledore is reincarnated as the child of Snape and McGonagall!
A/N: Rated NC-17 for non-standard use of orifices. P.S. AU, OOC, UST, BDSM, MWPP, MPREG!!! Written on 3 a.m on a energy drink sugar high. Better than it sounds!
A/N V.2.0: I blame the fandom. And mctabby. Also sioniann, because she went to bed instead of stopping me like she clearly should have.

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( total eclipse of the heart (the bangers and mash hufflepuff remix) )

Title: Every Drop of Water
Author: xylodemon
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Hermione/Ron
Genre: Romance
Word Count: ~3000
Summary: She studies too much, she doesn't always remember to eat, and she's tired all the time from not getting enough sleep.
A/N: Written for the erotic_elves Fantasy Fest. Thanks to darkasphodel, happiestwhen and thysanotus for everything.

( every drop of water )