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SUNDRY WARNINGS:

All fics are individually tagged for triggers/squicks. That being said, I'd also like to add a blanket warning for violence, alcohol use, incest, dubious consent, and real or temporary character death.

Mileage will definitely vary.

BLANKET DISCLAIMER:

This is fanfiction; it was written for entertainment, not profit. The characters, situations, and settings do not belong to me. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money is being made. Fair use, et cetera.

The only thing I own is a few original characters and copious amounts of crack.

... a quick note for anyone looking for Phoenix Song:

I no longer have a copy of it. I don't know where you can find one. If I had one fandom wish on this earth, it would be that every trace of it disappeared from the internet. I respectfully request that you don't email me about it.

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Since 382 BC
Ollivander, various | PG | ~5,400 words | 26 Aug 2016
A sampling of wands both famous and ordinary, as remembered by a man who has not forgotten a single one.
Notes: I found this in my drafts and realized I'd forgotten about it. I started it right before Deathly Hallows, shelved it in case it got jossed, and then... yeah. 2007 was a long time ago; this probably isn't Pottermore compliant.

Home
Remus/Sirius | R | ~2,500 words | 4 Jan 2014
One week became two weeks became three weeks became a month.
Notes: Written for

escribo and

rs_small_gifts 2013. Originally posted here.

Truthful
Remus/Sirius | PG | ~1,100 words | 7 Aug 2013
Remus rather didn't want to run through the Great Hall in his kecks, but it was preferable to admitting he sometimes peeked at Sirius in the showers.
Notes: Written for Day One of

summerwolfstarwank. I was on Team Sugar Quill, and the prompt was James.

and we will walk away come morning
Harry/Hermione | R | ~1,500 words | 7 Aug 2013
He knows he shouldn't kiss her, knows it with an ache in his chest that needles and hums like an accusation.
Notes: Written for

lit_chick08 and Your Cheatin' Heart - a love affair ficathon. Originally posted here.

As Lovers Go
James/Sirius, Remus/Sirius | NC17 | ~3,200 words | 4 Apr 2013
He ran his hand up James' back, brushing his thumb over the mole just under James' shoulder blade, then curled his fingers into James' hair, watching as the messy strands slipped over his knuckles.
Notes: Written for

dysfuncentine 2013, and prompt #115 - James/Sirius; their casual, friends-with-benefits arrangement ends when Lily finally agrees to go out with James. Originally posted here.

These Walls Were Built to Fall
Harry/Sirius | NC17 | ~3,200 words | 21 Jan 2013
Harry is James' son and twenty years too young, and Sirius could build a brand new house with the cold wreckage from all his bad decisions and ruined relationships.
Notes: Written for

faithwood and the 1 Word Prompt Comment Fest; the prompt was Harry/Sirius, desperation. Harry is underage, I won't even try to be cute about it.

Business as Usual
Remus/Sirius | PG | ~1,200 words | 13 Jan 2013
In which things do not go according to plan, which is sadly par for the course.
Notes: Written for the Bonus Round of

winterwolfstarwank. I was on Team Erecto, and the prompt was Hogwarts Years.

In the Aftermath
Remus/Sirius | PG | ~900 words | 12 Jan 2013
Remus has empty hands.
Notes: Written for the Bonus Round of

winterwolfstarwank, I was on Team Erecto, and the prompt was Post-Azkaban.

And Our Memories Defeat Us
Remus/Sirius | PG| ~1,000 words | 10 Jan 2013
It felt good to laugh again, like something was warming inside him, easing the tightness in his chest.
Notes: Written for Day Four of

winterwolfstarwank, I was on Team Erecto, and the prompt was Post-Azkaban.

No Absolution Here
Remus/Sirius | R | ~1,300 words | 9 Jan 2012
Sirius has never been a good person.
Notes: Written for Day Four of

winterwolfstarwank, I was on Team Erecto, and the prompt was Post-Azkaban.

A Short Summary of Things That Are James Potter's Fault
Remus/Sirius | PG | ~2,200 words | 8 Jan 2013
In which the mistletoe is hexed, Remus would rather not spend the night in a broom cupboard, and several things are James Potter's fault.
Notes: Written for Day Three of

winterwolfstarwank, I was on Team Erecto, and the prompt was Remus & James.

The Only Thing
Remus/Sirius | PG | ~1,100 words | 8 Jan 2013
James has been different since Lily walked out on him, angry and reckless, often unpredictable.
Notes: Written for Day Two of

winterwolfstarwank, I was on Team Erecto, and the prompt was Modern AU, 2000-present.

In the Common Room
Remus/Sirius | R | ~1,300 words | 7 Jan 2013
In which Sirius is a lazy sod, Remus doesn't want to shag in the common room, and Boxing Day is rather dull, all things considered.
Notes: Written for Day One of

winterwolfstarwank, I was on Team Erecto, and the prompt was Boxing Day.

The Great Christmas Biscuit Misunderstanding of 1977
Remus/Sirius | NC17 | ~3,200 words | 26 Dec 2012
In which Sirius just wants a bit of fun, James fancies himself awfully clever, Peter won't be brewing any potions, and Remus would rather not get shouted at by McGonagall again, thank you very much.
Notes: Written for

cherrybomb213 and

rs_small_gifts 2012. Originally posted here.

Whatever I Want (Whatever That Is)
Regulus/Remus | NC17 | ~5,800 words | 24 Jun 2012
Sirius was Remus' best friend, but Regulus had a dark, secretive smile that hollowed Remus' chest.
Notes: Written for

hprarefest. Originally posted here.

Here I Dreamt I Was an Architect
Minerva | PG | ~2,700 words | 12 Jun 2012
Over a month had passed, but Hogwarts still smelled of blood and dust and smoke.
Notes: Written for

lyras and

springtime_gen 2012. Originally posted here.

One More for the Road
Sirius/Rosmerta | R | ~5,100 words | 30 May 2012
In which James can't dance, the apology biscuits aren't safe, and Sirius gets roped into an Order mission he doesn't want, but it turns out to be less boring than he feared.
Notes: Written for

ragdoll and

hp_beholder 2012.

Lily's Falling (the persistence makes the heart grow fonder remix)
James/Lily | PG13 | ~2,700 words | 17 May 2012
In which James isn't willing to give up that easily, and Lily sometimes acts like she's finally coming around.
Notes: Written for Remix/Redux 10, this is a remix of Lily's Falling by

such_heights

For Want of a... (you know it's hard out there for a prankster remix)
James, Sirius | PG13 | ~5,200 words | 9 May 2012
In which James has a plan, Sirius is (rightfully) concerned about his hair, Remus and Peter are called into the breach, and Lily drives a really hard bargain.
Notes: Written for Remix/Redux 10, this is a remix of For Want of a... by

velvetmouse.

A Life Less Ordinary
Sirius, MWPP | PG13 | ~4,000 words | 24 Apr 2012
In which Sirius' life flashes before his eyes as he falls through the veil.
Notes: Written for the

tabitha666 and

sirius_black 2012. Originally posted here.

The Sin in Your Grin (and the Shape of Your Mouth)
Sirius/Snape, Remus/Sirius, James/Sirius | NC17 | ~16,000 words | 8 Mar 2012
The Order needed Sirius, but he doubted they'd mourn him very long when he finally disappeared.
Notes: In which the Order is losing the war, several people cope badly, James is kind of a dick, and Sirius fails at things like affection, commitment, and honesty. Written for

dysfuncentine 2012. Originally posted here.

Obsessive (Compulsive)
Harry/Draco | NC17 | ~6,700 words | 28 Jan 2012
Harry dreams in red and white.
Notes: In which Draco is a manipulative arse and Harry is kind of a creeper. Written for

themostepotente, because she wanted less obtuse Marauders genfic and more twisted Harry/Draco porn.

Unexpected Visits in the Wintertime
Remus/Sirius | PG13 | ~2,900 words | 14 Jan 2012
In which Remus is confused, the Knight Bus isn't as reliable as advertised, and Mrs Lupin wishes Sirius would leave her hydrangeas alone.
Notes: For

dustmouth and

rs_small_gifts 2011. Originally posted here.

peer pressure
Remus/Sirius, MWPP | gen | ~1,100 words | 11 Jan 2012
In which Remus is not interested, Peter didn't forget the monkshood, James would like everyone to hear him out, and Sirius thinks the plan needs a little more Furnunculus.
Notes: Written for

fandom_stocking 2011. Originally posted here .

19½ First Dates
James/Lily | NC17 | ~7,200 words | 2 Feb 2010
In which James finally lands a date with Evans, Sirius' brilliant plan isn't so brilliant after all, Peter doesn't really remember what he did, and Remus thinks the lot of them are daft.
Notes: For

tosca1390 and

smutty_claus 2009. Originally posted here.

Anatomy of a Prank
James, Peter, Remus, Sirius | PG13 | ~28,000 words | 3 Sept 2009
Step by step instructions for those wishing to emulate the incomparable Messrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.
Notes: In which the masters show you how it's done, and there is comentary from the Slytherin peanut gallery.

Radioactive (the road to hell & good intentions remix)
James/Lily | PG | ~4,400 words | 16 Aug 2008
In which James means well, but there's something wrong with the plan.
Notes: Written for

remixredux08, this a remix of Radioactive by

ineffabilitea. Originally posted here.

With No Spine Intact
Regulus/Sirius, James/Sirius, Remus/Sirius | NC17 | ~3,600 words | 17 Apr 2008
In which the kids are all fucked up, and it's all about Sirius, even when it isn't.
Notes: For

cmere and

hp_springsmut 2008. Originally posted here.

Scenes From a Broom Cupboard
James/Lily, Snape/Lily, James/Sirius, Remus/Snape | NC17 | ~2,500 words | 12 Apr 2008
In which five people are in four relationships, and nothing is quite the way it should be.
Notes: Contains both angst and infidelity. For

chiralove and

wizard_love 2008. Originally posted here.

Necessary Supplies
Remus/Sirius | NC17 | ~4,300 words | 7 Apr 2008
In which James is a menace, there is a problem with the plan, and a misunderstanding results in awkwardness and boyfumbling.
Notes: For

kasche and

hpvalensmut 2008. Originally posted here.

The Problem with Eggnog, Uncommon Thoughts, and Sharing a Bed with Sirius Black
Remus/Sirius | NC17 | ~3,000 words | 18 Feb 2008
In which Sirius is possibly naked, and Remus' mind is not the safest place to be.
Notes: For

sleeper6, and

rs_small_gifts 2007. Originally posted here.

Things We Lost (and Found) in the War
Snape/Minerva | NC17 | ~6,700 words | 2 Feb 2008
Two people, two wars, and a few of the things they learned along the way.
Notes: For

cj, and

smutty_claus 2007. Originally posted here. This was remixed by an anonymous author for

remixredux08.

Dirty Laundry, and the Airing Thereof
James/Remus/Sirius (and permutations) | NC-17 | ~19,000 words | 6 Jan 2008
In which there are three sides to every story. Except for when there are four. Except for when there are five.
Notes: If you walk in on your two best friends having a go and decide to stick around, that's not so much voyeurism as taking the bull by the horns. Also, Sirius has a dirty mouth, but that goes without saying. For

midnitemarauder and

merry_smutmas 2007. Originally posted here.

41 Random Facts About James Potter
James | PG | ~2,200 words | 31 Dec 2007
A few things James thinks you ought to know
Notes: 41 is an odd number, but that's precisely the number of things James wanted to talk about. For

snegurochka_lee, because her James and my James should have a cup of tea.

25 Random Facts About Regulus Black
Regulus | PG | ~1,600 words | 1 Nov 2007
A few things Regulus thinks you ought to know
Notes: Another case of it's all about Sirius, even when it isn't.

The Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black (the last of the family line remix)
Regulus | R | ~10,500 words | 31 Jul 2007
A story about decisions, and consequences, and perhaps the meaning of honour.
Notes: This is a DH-compliant remix of Fall of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, because almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.

Together (the knit my heart/nerves of steel remix)
Harry/Ginny | R | ~7,000 words | 29 Apr 2007
In which Harry isn't getting away that easily.
Notes: Written for

remix_redux 2007, this is a remix of Together, by

krabapple. Originally posted here.

In the Shade of Sunlight
Ron/Sirius | R | ~2,600 words | 26 Aug 2007
There wasn't a trial before, and why should this be any different?
Notes: If you bother to sit down and do the math, you'll discover that Ron is underage. I blamed this on

nimori at the time, but I probably would've written it anyway.

From the Desk of James F Potter
James, Sirius | PG | ~700 | 24 Feb 2007
Sirius thinks James resume is fairly ridiculous, really.
Notes: In which a large photomanip saves me 1,000 words. Entirely

florahart's fault. This was remixed by

lindsey_grrl for

remix_redux 2007.

Office Space
Draco/Ron | NC17 | ~23,000 words | 5 Jan 2007
All in a day's work
Notes: For

tarie and

merry_smutmas 2006. Originally posted here.

Silent Night
Minerva | PG13 | ~1,500 words | 7 Sept 2006
The rain won't stop, and they haven't seen Potter in seventeen days.
Notes: In which angst and pretension meets form over function. I won't mention any names, but if I was

kenboy, I'd know who enabled this. For

waxrose and

hp_lovebirds 2006. Originally posted here.

A Night in the Life of James Potter
James/Snape | NC17 | ~3,900 words | 16 Aug 2006
In which James should've stayed in bed.
Notes: There's a lot to be said about two angry boys rutting in a corridor after curfew. For

kabeyk and

reversathon 2006, where I basked in the name

dildora_poke. Originally posted here.

Total Eclipse of the Heart
Various pairings | NC17 | ~7,600 words | 25 Apr 2006
In which Minerva has a serious problem, Albus is a horse's arse, Zacharias is tired of bangers and mash, Tom Riddle finds answers in an unexpected place, and Snape is far too fertile for James' peace of mind.
Notes: The naked house-elf in the last two paragraphs is probably the least of your worries. Written in response to a poll wherein

mctabby asked fandom what they wanted to read. Apparently, fandom needs to put down the pipe.

Weasleys Wizard Wheezes: the Spring 2006 Catalogue
Fred, George | PG13 | ~750 | 21 Apr 2006
Shop from home!
Notes: If Weasleys Wizard Wheezes had a monthly catalogue, it would probably look nothing like this. Written for the Non-Fiction Challenge at

omniocular. Originally posted here. This was remixed by

sullensiren for

remixredux08.

7 Loves/7 Lives (i called you brother seven times)
Regulus/Sirius | NC17 | ~7,400 words | 18 Apr 2006
This is a thing that never should have started.
Notes: It's not necrophilia if the body is still warm. Written for

7spells, using Prompt Set Two. This was supposed to be seven interconnected ficlets, but I've never followed directions very well. Originally posted here.

An Introductory Course on Inter-House Relations
Blaise/Draco, Blaise/Neville | NC17 | ~8,200 words | 6 Apr 2006
Blaise doesn't think there's anything wrong with now wanting to get involved.
Notes: Written for

wildestranger and

hp_springsmut 2006. Originally posted here.

Houses of the Holy
Regulus/Bellatrix | R | ~4,100 words | 12 Feb 2006
Grimmauld Place is alive; Regulus learns this at an early age.
Notes: I don't know how old Regulus is here, but he's probably younger than you. I was trying to write a fic about his tragic romance with his cousin, but it turned into a character study on his ancestral home. Whoops.

Black Velvet
Remus/Sirius | NC17 | ~1,600 words | 6 Feb 2006
He stretches, languid and slow like a cat, mocking Remus' inability to move
Notes: This has no nutritional value, but it does have light bondage. For

catrinella and

merry_smutmas 2005. Originally posted here.

Long Shot
Harry/Ron/Hermione (and permutations) | NC17 | ~4,200 words | 24 Oct 2005
A fool and his money are soon parted.
Notes: Contains rampant and repeated acts of voyeurism.

trio_fqf. Originally posted here.

Marked
Harry/Draco | NC17 | ~1,500 words | 6 Oct 2005
Draco is a marked man
Notes: It's not really public sex when it happens in a dark alley. Written for

hp_synergy, with fantastic art by

hill_, who went above and beyond the call after my original artist bailed on me.

A Marauder's Map
Sirius | PG | ~6,900 words | 21 Sept 2005
Seven memories from Sirius Black's pensieve.
Notes: Written for

sirius_loving, using Challenge #19. Originally posted here. This was remixed by

laurificus for

remix_redux 2007.

Last Transfiguration
Snape/Lily, James/Lily | NC-17 | ~4,500 words | 9 Sept 2005
In which James is both sappy and overprotective, and Lily and Snape have a failure to communicate.
Notes: For

acony_bell and the

erotic_elves Fantasty Fest 2005. Originally posted here.

Every Drop of Water
Harry/Ron/Hermione (and permutations) | NC-17 | ~3,000 words | 9 Sept 2005
She studies too much, she doesn't always remember to eat, and she's tired all the time from not getting enough sleep.
Notes: For

musesfool and the

erotic_elves Fantasy Fest 2005. Originally posted here.

Cannons at Dawn
Harry/Viktor | NC17 | ~4,100 words | 7 Sept 2005
There is no time for love in a war zone.
Notes: In which a clumsy attempt at espionage results in boyfumbling behind a pub. Mea culpa. For the 2005 FQF at

triwizard_slash. Originally posted here.

Small Sacrifices
Sirius/Snape | NC17 | ~2,600 words | 15 Aug 2005
In which Sirius puts a stop to something he doesn't like by any means necessary.
Notes: Sirius' mouth should be washed out with soap. For

sesptwd and

slashfest, Round I. Originally posted here.

Maybe Even Tomorrow
James/Sirius, James/Lily | NC17 | ~1,500 words | 10 Aug 2005
In which Sirius takes a chance at something he wants.
Notes: For

binks and

slashfest, Round I. Originally posted here.

Exhale
Remus/Sirius | NC17 | ~1,000 words | 26 Jul 2005
In which there is pot and a few revelations.
Notes: Incredibly self-indulgent. When I couldn't find the Remus/Sirius potfic I so desperately wanted, I wrote some myself. Enabled by either

musesfool or

violet_quill, possibly both.

Something I Can Never Have
Harry/Draco | R | ~1,600 words | 21 Jul 2005
In which Harry and Draco are both searching for something.
Notes: This is pretty much songfic. All apologies to Nine Inch Nails.

Fall of the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black
Regulus | R | ~2,600 words | 19 Jul 2005
Regulus comes to terms with his family, his lord, and himself.
Notes: This is the Regulus-centric genfic HBP so desperately required. I wrote this approximately three hours after I finished the book. Kreacher's appearance is wholly the fault of

marks, who put the fantastic idea in my head in the first place.

False Imprisonment
Remus/Sirius, Remus/Stan, Remus/Tonks | NC17 | ~2,500 words | 18 Jul 2005
In which Remus has an incurable fetish for Azkaban prisoners.
Notes: Written for

happiestwhen, this was supposed to be ~~revenge~~ payback for the Albus/Fawkes fisting porn that shall not be named.

Padfoot's Spiked Collar
Harry/Remus | NC17 | ~2,000 words | 18 Jul 2005
In which Harry finds something interesting in Sirius' old things.
Notes: Since the word 'collar' is in the title, I probably don't have to warn for breathplay. Written for

nimori's Half-Baked Patchwork Fic.

Remedial Potions
Draco/Snape | NC-17 | ~1,800 words | 18 Jul 2005
In which Harry goes for an Occlumency lesson and gets a lot more than he bargained for.
Notes: If you walked in on Snape bending Draco over a desk while you were invisible, you'd probably hang around and watch, too. Written for

nimori's Half-Baked Patchwork Fic.

Changeling
Various pairings | NC17 | ~700 words | 11 Jul 2005
You can't replace what you've lost.
Notes: In which Seamus, Hermione, Tonks, and Cho are not necessarily present and accounted for. Written for

florahart's PolyJuice Brothel Challenge, which I apparently caused with my big, fat mouth.

Six Lies Remus Lupin Never Told
Remus/Sirius, Remus/Lily | PG13 | ~4,800 words | 11 Jul 2005
In which Remus is the fairest liar of them all.
Notes: For

musesfool, on the occasion of her birthday, because we both believe that Remus Lupin has a very casual relationship with the truth.

The Ways and Means of Retribution
James/Sirius, James/Sirius/Snape | NC17 | ~2,100 words | 11 Jul 2005
In which James and Sirius are caught in the act, and they persuade Snape to keep his mouth shut.
Notes: The summary implies dub-con, so I'll go ahead and imply it here, too. For

frek and

reversathon 2005, where I rejoiced in the name

uriel_goatley. Originally posted here.

The Man Who Would Be King
James/Remus/Sirius (and permutations) | NC17 | ~7,100 words | 9 Jul 2005
How it happened, from beginning to end, as told by the man who started it all.
Notes: In which poaching the title from a Libertines song outed me an an anonymous festival. For

penknife and

reversathon 2005, where I rejoiced in the name

uriel_goatley. Originally posted here.

Boys Don't Cry
Harry, Remus | PG | ~1,900 words | 1 Jul 2005
In which Harry gets to talk to Sirius one last time.
Notes: Because Harry needed some comfort after Sirius' death, and so did I. Enabled by

circe_tigana.

A Toppering Tower of Violets
Sirius/Minerva | R | ~3,800 words | 16 Jun 2005
Minerva copes with a wayward student and the effects of the war in a rather improbable fashion.
Notes: Sirius is still a student here, which makes this inappropriate on several levels. Written for my Minerva Deserves Hot Boyloving Challenge.

Early Morning Heat.
James/Remus | NC17 | ~12 Jun 2005
In which James comforts Remus after his transformation.
Notes: For

sethkyne_blue, on the occasion of her birthday.

Sins of the Father
Harry/Sirius | NC17 | ~2,800 words | 11 Jun 2005
In which Sirius finds Harry in an interesting situation and promptly takes advantage.
Notes: Either Sirius is back through the Veil here, or Harry is underage: choose your own adventure. Also, beware accidental cross-dressing, dirty talk, and dubious consent. Inspired by a piece of

ponderosa121's art that was sadly lost in the Strikethrough debacle.

happiestwhen wrote a sequel to this for the Fans for Fans Challenge at

pornish_pixies: Only Forgiven.

Like a Phoenix from the Ashes (so are the Days of Sirius' life)
James/Sirius | NC17 | ~2,400 words | 30 May 2005
In which Sirius has a very unusual problem. At least one problem. Possibly several.
Notes: This is the kind of crack afterschool specials are written about. Not for anyone bothered by Mary Sues, frottage with inanimate objects, badly represeed god-daddy kinks, or complete and utter disresepect for the dead. This is more or less

alittlewhisper's fault; she said James/Sirius mpreg necro Mary Sue in the middle of chat one night like I wouldn't do something about it.

The Most Dangerous Star in the Dark Centre of the Universe
Regulus/Remus, Remus/Sirius | NC17 | ~3,900 words | 28 May 2005
Remus life orbits around two very different stars.
Notes: This is probably not the fluffy-bunny MWPP fic you're looking for. The Marauders don't like each other very much at all, and Sirius is the kind of unmitigated arse that spawns character!hate communities. I was going for a ridiculous Regulus/Remus/Sirius PWP here, but as per usual, I quickly lost control of the boat, and it turned into yet another case of it's all about Sirius, even when it isn't.

No Vacancy
Remus/Sirius | NC17 | ~2,300 words | 24 May 2005
In which there is no room at the inn.
Notes: For

musesfool, who wanted more fic where Remus and Sirius are forced to share a bed.

The Hero's Hero
Harry/Ron | PG13 | ~700 words | 12 May 2005
Ron never leaves his side.
Notes: Written as commentspam for

tarie, because she was having a bad day, and everything seems brighter when you have fic in your inbox. Originally posted here.

Tapestry of Want
Harry/Ron/Viktor | NC-17 | ~1,900 words | 10 May 2005
In which awkwardness and hero-worship result in three boys having a grope behind a dusty tapestry.
Notes: It's only public sex if you get caught. Co-written by

thysanotus, so she's at least partially to blame. Originally tigged in the comments of my journal. She also wrote a Harry/Ron prequel to this: So I Will Comfort You.

Full Circle
Draco/Harry/Ron (and permutations), Draco/Harry/Ron/Hermione | NC17 | ~4,100 words | 3 May 2005
Together, they make a circle.
Notes: In which the war sucks and everyone copes in a predictably terrible fashion, particularly Harry. Also, Hermione is a shameless voyeur.

Clockwork
Molly | PG | ~1,900 words | 29 Apr 2005
Molly reflects on her husband, her children, and the war.
Notes: Written for

violet_quill's Voices and Vaginas of the HP Women Challenge.

After Midnight (We're Gonna Let it All Hang Out)
Harry/Ron | NC17 | ~1,200 words | 27 Apr 2005
Harry and Ron get up to some mischief after curfew.
Notes: I'm pretty sure McGonagall never intended her desk to be used for this. Famed in chatroom song and story, this is the fic I wrote by hand on the back of a flyer. At a car dealership. While having breakfast with my father.

Hogwarts Gone Wild
James, Peter, Remus, Sirius | NC17 | ~6,000 words | 25 Mar 2005
Four case studies on the masturbatory habits of Gryffindors.
Notes: You could put this fic in your pipe and smoke it. Enabled by various individuals. I won't mention any names, but if I was the

vanillaskyychat girls, I'd know who I was talking about. If I'd listened to

chuffing, Peter's solitary pursuits would've included a wheel of government cheese.

Time is What You Make It
Harry/Regulus/Sirius | NC17 | ~2,900 words | 16 Mar 2005
Harry takes a trip to see Sirius again, with unexpected results.
Notes: I trotted out both Ye Olde Time-Turner and Ye Moste Convenient Room of Requirement, and I'm not the least bit ashamed of myself. For

judas_iscariot and the opening of

into_circuitry. This was remixed by

aron_kristina for Remix/Redux 10.

Nightmare on Grimmauld Place
Various pairings | NC17 | ~4,800 words | 15 Mar 2005
In which Harry, Remus, and Sirius all have a really bad night.
Notes: If you're looking for the one where Harry shags Mrs Black's portrait... well, you've found it. This was provoked by

mctabby's Nightmare Pairings Pledge, because

amanuensis1's was too funny,

happiestwhen's was too easy, and mine was just plain wrong.

Thicker than Water
Regulus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius | NC17 | ~6,900 words | 10 Mar 2005
In which Sirius can't have what he wants and doesn't know what he has.
Notes: For

moshes, on the occasion of her birthday.

Affection is False
Regulus/Sirius | NC17 | ~2,300 words | 7 Mar 2005
Regulus tries to talk to Sirius the night Sirius leaves for the Potters'.
Notes: I wrote this before the Black Family Tree was drawn up, so Regulus' age is a matter of plausible deniability.

For Whom the Bell Tolls
Sirius/Bellatrix | NC17 | ~1,000 words | 22 Feb 2005
In which Sirius hates her, but he cannot stay away.
Notes: Before the Black Family Tree happened, headcanons about Sirius and Bellatrix at Hogwarts didn't seem so batshit. Thanks, JKR. This was supposed to be a drabble for

dementedsiren. If you've been following along at home, you already know how the path my drabbles usually follow.

FICLETS
[small insanities]
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gasping
Remus/Sirius | adult | ~600 words | 7 Aug 2013
Notes: For Day Three of

summerwolfstarwank. I was on Team Sugar Quill, and the prompt was dog collar. Breathplay ahoy.

kalopsia
Harry/Draco | adult| ~500 words | 3 Jul 2012
Notes: Written for Welcome Home: A Harry Potter Ficathon.

DOG DAYS OF SUMMER

[hot puppy love]
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HARRY POTTER MASTERLIST

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