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Well, I managed to see last night's episode of Game of Thrones.

you're a pretty lad )


no, seriously, she was fucking fantastic )

other stuffs )

this cut contains my weekly quota of capslocks about theon greyjoy )

Onto fandom things -- over at [livejournal.com profile] asoiafkinkmeme, I have been lamenting the complete and total lack of Benjen fills. Evidently, the squeaky wheel gets the porn: [livejournal.com profile] honey_wheeler wrote some awesome Benjen/Catelyn last night, and [livejournal.com profile] workswithwords is writing me some Benjen/Qhorin right this very minute!

One thing [livejournal.com profile] workswithwords and I have discovered since the kink meme opened is that putting the various Stark men in random sexual situations can be difficult at times, because they always want to spend two or three paragraphs worrying about their honor, instead of doing something sensible like taking off their pants. Apparently, Benjen is not an exception to this rule.

chatty chatty bang bang )
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Written for [profile] asoiafkinkmeme. Originally posted here. This is a loose continuation of salt in your veins/the devil beside you.

the cold, the dark, the silence
Theon | teen | 600 words
Five people who never saved Reek, and one person who did.

the cold, the dark, the silence )
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Written for [livejournal.com profile] asoiafkinkmeme, for the prompt Theon, sehnsucht: the inconsolable longing in the human heart for we know not what/a yearning for a far, familiar, non-earthly land one can identify as one's home. Originally posted here.

devil beside you
Theon/Various | adultish | 600 words
five times theon greyjoy forgot the pay the iron price, and one time he did not

Contains vague spoilers of A Dance with Dragons.

salt in your veins/the devil beside you )

hello, hello.

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012 01:25 am
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I accidentally took a really long nap in the middle of the afternoon, and now I can't sleep UGH.

I've got about seven tabs open at the You Win or You Die Kink Meme. Specifically, I've been eyeballing this fantastic Jon/Robb/Jeyne prompt. I haven't started on it yet, mainly because in my head it's the kind of shameless filth that could strip the paint off the walls, and I just can't write that kind of stuff when everyone else in this house is awake. My mother (in particular) seems to know somehow, and will choose that moment to stand in my doorway and talk about the laundry for twenty minutes.

Speaking of Game of Thrones, I haven't seen the new episode yet. I talked to [personal profile] themostepotente on the phone right after she watched it, and she told me it was short on a lot of the things I'm particularly keen on -- no Robb, no Catelyn, very little Jon and Sam. I spent some of today reading other people's write ups about it, and I've gathered two things; Gwendoline Christie is an utterly flawless Brienne, and the Theon bits will probably hurt large portions of my soul.

in which i talk about my boyfriend theon greyjoy, to absolutely no one's surprise, i'm pretty sure. also, long opinions are long )

I told you long opinions are long. WTF, BRAIN.


In other news, I finally finished my Remix. Just under the wire, and I managed to crank out something I'm actually happy with. I'm pretty sure that obvious anonymous fic will be obvious, but my general state of anonfail at fic exchanges is a chronic condition.

If you missed Remix signups and would still like to participate, check out the opt-in post for Remix Madness.

Also, if you've friended me on Pottermore, drop me a comment and let me know who you are, so I can get nicknames sorted.


Sunday, April 1st, 2012 11:16 pm
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I got to watch Game of Thrones tonight! Some of it, anyway. By the time I found a decent live stream that wasn't buffering incessantly, the episode was already thirty minutes in, but I'm not complaining, because GAME OF THRONES.


capslocks )


proof )

Anyway, I pretty much loved it. Except, THEON. UGH. I would not have minded more Theon.
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I keep telling myself I'm done with the GoT Kink Meme, but I also keep finding prompts that demand my attention. Like this Robb/Theon tattoo!kink prompt that has been haunting my sleep. I want this fic in my life. Badly. At this point, I think I haven't written it because I don't trust my own brain. Instead of shameless inkporn, I'd probably end up with something along the lines of my 4,000 word fill with not too much steamy porn but a lot of pining, fapping, and creepy internal monologues about possession (I'm looking at you, Robb); let me show you it.

Speaking of Game of Thrones, [livejournal.com profile] workswithwords is hosting a Robert's Rebellion comment ficathon, for all your pre-canon character/shipping needs. Which, yes. As much as I love reading and writing about the younger characters, there is also a gaping hole in my life where all the Ned/Catelyn first time/early marriage/curtain fic should be.

Also, sign-ups for the next [livejournal.com profile] got_exchange are open until next Sunday. I'm slowly bullying [personal profile] themostepotente into doing it.

As far as the Game of Thrones tv show goes, season two starts tonight, and I'm still... divided. I'm upset that I won't be able to watch it as it airs, because season one was amazing, but at the same time, I'm kind of relieved that I can put off watching Theon destroy my soul for another year. I was telling [personal profile] themostepotente on the phone last night1 that I recently looked at some screencaps from the season two trailers and featurettes, and there was one that nearly killed me, because it pinpointed the exact moment when the tv!fandom will turn on Theon like a pack of cannibals.

I finally got my [personal profile] hp_beholder fic sorted, two days after the deadline. I now need to worry about [livejournal.com profile] springtime_gen and Remix.

The last two years I did remix, I ended up with a finished product I actually liked, but I had a really hard time getting there. This time, my Remix fic is practically writing itself, which is awesome, because I'm pretty sure my [livejournal.com profile] springtime_gen fic wants me to die in a fire. Which is weird, because my assignment is more or less exactly what I asked for.

[livejournal.com profile] frontbits is coming over shortly. I do hope she brings tacos.

1 I probably should have some kind of macro/keyboard shortcut for this phrase, at this point.

now and always.

Tuesday, March 27th, 2012 12:50 am
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I am currently writing three different fics for three different fic fests. Only, all three of them are... stalled. I know where I want the stories to go, but I can't quite seem to get there, so I've been spending a lot of time staring at wordpad documents and shouting things like and then they all had sex or and then they had this awkward yet meaningful conversation or and then this [insert plot-point here] happened. It's making me want to punch my monitor, because my deadlines, they are looming.

Usually when this happens, I sigh loudly and have a drink, and then I write a quick ficlet in another pairing or fandom just to get the machinery turning again. I've spent the last couple of days creeping on the Game of Thrones Kink Meme, which a) hasn't really helped, and b) has completely upset my ASoIaF/GoT shipping sensibilities. I had intended to crank out a fill for, like, Jon/Robb godswood blowjobs; instead I am slowly being incepted into shipping Robb/Theon -- which I never planned on, because that way lies madness and angst -- because all the Robb/Theon prompts are glorious and perverted and wrong

speaking of theon greyjoy (here be both capslocks and book spoilers) )


[ETA:] Gmail just forced it's new site scheme upon me, and I loathe it.


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